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---[I've
been waiting, For signs of god, Create - enslave - behaved - everything is out
of control
Leave me alone Isolation bears hope, There's something else waiting,
A promised destiny Freezing me I feel restless and low...These days full of
sadness, How joyfully changed Into fear...My freakshow will start tonight, Don't
miss the right time...]---
---[Fireworks explode in the EWF house show as the many fans are cheering awaiting the start of the first match. Mike adams is at the commentators table as it is just another normal day at the EWF...or is it?]---
---[Mike Adams]--- Welcome ladies and gents back to the EWF for another great show. Todays house show will be great! Boy have we got surprises for you. Today we show some footage recorded earlier of the youngbloods discussing the iron man alliance and their match with them, we also have some recaps from last saturdays revolution. Finally we have a very special guest. Tonight will be the debut of the newest EWF superstar Chris Flare. This should be interesting.
Chris comes from an interesting background in wrestling, 2 years ago he was the EXCW (EXtreme Canadian Wrestling) WORLD WRESTLING HEAVY WEIGHT CHAMPION!!! Not only that but held the tag team belts as well.
Anyways folks we have alot packed into this little show for you guys but for now let's hit a commercial break...and when we return...Chris Flare...
---["Bad To The Bone" Plays are there are scenes of many of the main EWF wrestlers standing seperatel...The music gets heavier as clips from the last EWF PPV start flashing on screen....]---
---[Commentator]--- More action packed into 2 hours than a Stallone movie...More suspenseful than "The Grudge"...You may have missed Ready 2 Rumble but are you willing to miss this?
---[The screen goes black as the words "Wanted: Dead Or Alive" slowly fade into visibility on the screen. The date and time soon follow]---
---[Commentator]--- Wanted...Dead or Alive!
---[The commercial ends as some more wrestling and beer commercials pass by before the EWF house show returns on air]---
---[Mike Adams]--- And we're back ladies and gents...And now EWF proudly presents...
---[The lights just shut off as the titantron flashes between black and red... A red mist starts to situate beneath the titantron as the words recorded earlier flash on screen. The crowd go wild but they have no clue of what lurks...But they continue to cheer anyways as they feel that a change should be better than the normal recaps and other boring segments of the show]---
---[Mike Adams]--- Hey!!! What's going on here?!!??! I'm supposed to be doing an interview with Chris Flare!!!!
---[The titantron fades into a scene...The scene opens up at a Jazzy bar. The room is mostly in purple, with the purple walls, black couches, purple tables, purple cups, purple curtains and a small black/purple stage...The bar is half empty...or half full...the camera begins to scan the bar from right to left, then left to right searching for something interesting.
A table on the right side of the screen seems to be the odd table out...there lay a man feet up on the couch with a briefcase on the floor next to the couch. The man is dressed in a leather jacket and old ripped up jeans. The man is also wearing thick, shin height biker boots. This man seems to be the only man in the club who is not casually dressed. Suddenly the camera zooms in and takes a closer look at this man.
Suddenly the waiter comes up to this man and begins to speak]---
---[Waiter]--- Hello sir
---[The waiter puts on a cheeky smile]---
---[The Man]--- Hello Geoffrey
---[Geoffrey The Waiter]--- The usual sir?
---[The man nodds his head]---
---[The Man]--- Yes Geoffrey the usual will do, but hurry up or I'll have you fired...you know...I can do that now...I've become famous again you know...
---[Geoffrey]--- Really sir is that so? You back in the EXCW federation to reclaim your prised possesions?
---[The Man]--- No...No Geoffrey...I can't go back there...
---[Geoffrey]--- Why is that sir? If you don't mind my curiosity?
---[The Man]--- Because they shut down before I could get my chance to get back into it after my injury...and I finally got the courage to get back in the game...So I joined the EWF...Europes best....
---[Geoffrey]--- Sir if you don't mind I would like to speak my mind?
---[The Man]--- No, I'm not interested in your opinion, only my damn glass now hurry up and I'll think about giving you a chance to speak your mind after I have it in my hand...
---[The waiter nodds his head, and whipes that cheeky smile off his face. The waiter now makes his way back to the bar, and places a white liquid into a large beer barrel cup. The waiter then returns to the man laying down on the couch and hands him the drink]---
---[Geoffrey]--- Here you go sir, Skimmed Milk, just like you like it.
---[The man takes the drink and shuns off Geoffrey the waiter. Geoffrey frustrated reacts to this man]---
---[Geoffrey]--- Man listen up I may be the bartender here but god damn it I'm also you're friend! Listen to me Chris...what's happening to you? You used to be the greatest guy in the business..and now you're an a*shole...
---[The man looks up at the waiter as the scene begins to fade out and off the titantron...]---
---[Mike Adams]--- WOW!!! Folks did you just see that? Could that be?....No Surely it couldn't have? I mean...He just signed his contract last night...Oh christ!!!...Could it be Christ Fla....
---[The lights shut off interrupting Mike Adams as the crowd give in a mix of reaction...booing and cheering is heard as cheering overpower the booing...suddenly explosions hit the top of the stage as "honor thy father" by dream theater hits the PA system.
Chris Flare now walks out from behind the curtains. Chris now stands at the top of the the stage wearing leather pants, a mesh shirt, thick leather boots and has his arm wrapped like a kickboxer. Chris now flips his long dark hair that was hanging over his face behind his head and runs down the ramp with such speed.
Chris slides into the ring and runs to the closest turnbuckle. Chris now launches himself to the second turnbuckle and raises his hand as many fans cheer]---
---[Mike Adams]--- Boy, Christ Flare really is a fan favourite, I guess it's time for my interview folks...
---[Mike behinds to get up with two mics in hand and makes his way to the ring, Chris gets down from the turn buckle and walks towards Mike Adams. Chris sits down on the second rope and stretches the top rope open from Mike to enter the ring, as soon as mike begins to enter through the ropes, Chris lets go as the ropes whip mikes back. Mike falls into the ring, Chris grabs one of the mics and stuffs it in Mikes shirt.
Chris now lifts Mike up off his feet and tosses him out of the ring as the fans are really upset with Chris' actions. Chriss seemed to change the fans mind within the time span of 30 second as the booing by the fans overpower the pa system in which the music was playing from
Chris now heads for the free mic and picks it up as the crowd begin to silence down]---
---[Chris Flare]--- So this is the EWF?
---[The crowd chant "E - W - F over and over again as Chris smiles and continues to talk]---
---[Chris Flare]--- So I come here and am expected to be scared by the competition. I have to say...if that's the plan then it's not working buddy...I came here thinking I'm going to have a challenge...We'll have to see about that...
But really... I don't think I have much to worry about here at the EWF
---[The crowd explode with a CHRIS SUCKS chant]---
---[Chris Flare]--- I find it funny that you guys chant that I suck. I mean Jesus Christ?! Have you seen the guys signed to this company? "The Warrior"?! "Alex Rain"?! "Golden Assasin"?! "Lucifer"?! Must I continue? but anyways, none the less you guys chant what you want...cheer who you want...I don't need your recognition to be the best here at the EWF.
I WAS THE EXTREME CANADIAN WRESTLING CHAMPION!!! I DON'T NEED YOUR APPROVAL!!! ...
But it's always nice to prove people wrong....so prez, I've got a nice little proposal for you...as a "testament" to my superiority over the rest of the wrestlers I will take on any wrestler you throw at me...I'll even take two if you really want me to ...It makes no difference to me...I will destroy anything you throw my way...
---[The Chris Sucks chant gets louder]---
---[Chris Flare]--- Oh shut up...Shut up...Shut up!...SHUT UP!!!
You're all just disappointed in me because I trashed your little lover boy Mike. Some sort of EWF Icon? He's a damn ringside commentator, what's wrong with you people?
Not only though do I have a proposition for the prez but I have a proposition for you, the fans... You can either be on my side or against...
---[The crowd goes dead silent]---
---[Chris Flare]--- Haha you guys have no clue what I'm talking about?! Well you will find out soon...but I tell you from now...you either cheer for me or better stop watching the EWF because I promise you I'll be all over your TV screens faster than anything you can imagine...
Also a proposition for the rest of the wrestlers who may not even be paying attention to this house show...you know why? Because it's where all the "newbies" are, and just a bunch of recaps I guess...But that's not my fault...I give a chance for all champions to give up their belts, because I aim to start a collection of all of the belts!!!
Also for any wrestler who stands in my way...I reccomend you retire for your own good or you will be led down the stream...of...consciousness...and that is never good for...anyone but myself!!!
---[The fans are angered with Chris Flares words as Mike Adams begins to gain consciousness and makes his way down to the commentators table]---
---[Chris Flare]--- Aha looks like my good buddy Mike has gained consciousness...what a shame...
Anyways my purpose today was to have an interview so I shall have one..Mikey boy get in here...
---[Mike has a worried look on his face]---
---[Chris Flare]--- Don't be shy now...come in here to the ring or I'll drag you in...You don't have much of a choice
---[The crowd boo as Mike makes his way with the microphone still stuffed in his shirt...Mike gets into the ring and pulls out the mic]---
---[Chris Flare]--- Sorry buddy no hard feelings
---[Mike Adams]--- Yeah sure you are...anyways ready to start your interview?
---[Chris Flare]--- Born ready...
---[Mike Adams]--- Well many people know you from the EXCW federation but there has been some speculation, you've been out for 2 years...almost 6 months on injury...People say if the fed didnt close down during your injury you'd still be the champ, but aot of people say you became washed up and scared...what is your reaction to this?
---[Chris Flare]--- Well Mike...I indeed go out on injury, My rib was cracked and my shoulder dislocated....I had my Hardcore 24/7 belt challenge during my defending of the world championship...but as you can see from old tapes I was taken from behind with a chair, the hardcore belt itself, and a sledgehammer...not forgetting 2 men brutally beating me down...I can admit defeat...that's no problem...but that wasn't defeat my friend...that was theft! Those belts were mine...and I didn't have my rightful number one contendership to re-challenge due to my injury! But life does move on and here I am at the EWF.
---[Mike Adams]--- What made you decide to make you get back in action? And are you physically fit to take one Europes best? If not europes best then the worlds best?!
---[Chris Flare]--- I have no problem having my A*s beat but god damn it don't be calling this federation the worlds best...I have seen better at the EXCW and until this federation proves me wrong I cannot agree that this is the best federation I have ever seen...
---[The crowd boos as Chris Smiles right back at them]---
---[Chris Flare]--- I mean there's not much I can do about the level of this federation...There are the few ones who may cause problems but I haven't gotten into the ring with them so I can't decide how good this federation really is...but I will tell you that I am ready to get back into the game...and I will destroy....no no no...wait....I will demolish...no no no wait...better yet I will revolutionize this whole federation... I will begin with an elite team of 5 members to destroy this federation...one person has already been recruited....the other four slots are open...but I shall have to see who is worthy of these slots...you will have to keep watching the EWF and see what happens...
As for why I rejoined the wrestling world? Because I was sick of watching the television and watching washed up wrestlers who think they are gods gift to the ring and can't even execute a proper grapple hold. I'm sick up to my neck with it Mike...and it's time for a change and as I said...It's time to revolutionize the wrestling world!
---[Mike Adams]--- Finally, our last question for today...What is the stream of consciousness...in the EXCW federation your finisher was "the glass prison", which was a spinning DDT off the turn buckle if I can remember my research?
---[Chris Flare]--- That's correct
---[Mike Adams]--- Then what is the stream of consciousness?
---[Chris Flare]--- It's hard to explain really...it's like...
---[Chris nails Mike with a kick to the stomach and then a DDT connecting his head with the canvas...Chris then dives towards the ropes landing a moonsault on Mike...Chris now picks up the mic as the fans boo]---
---[Chris Flare]--- Curiosity killed the cat mike! it killed the cat!
---[Honor thy father by DT hits the pa system as Chris Flare throws the mic at Mike and spits...The crowd are angered as Chris Makes his way up the ramp and backstage]---